1. Declarations of love that don’t ever need to declare: “I love my daughter sooo much.

没必要的爱的宣告：“我好爱我的女儿啊。”

Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it. Once, a friend of mine posted, “I hate my kid. Sorry to offend you, but he’s a little bastard and I’m sick of him.” Obviously it was a joke, but 141 people felt the need to tell him what a bad parent he was.

分析：这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁，他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷，你倒是告诉你爱的人啊，满世界嚷嚷算什么意思啊？有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇：“我讨厌我孩子，如果让你不爽我很抱歉，但他真的是个小混蛋，我太讨厌他了。”很明显他开个玩笑罢了，不过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲……

2. Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!”

普普通通的生活细节，非要当成里程碑一样的大事：“去吃了晚饭，还看了电影！！！”

Analysis: A very boring life.

分析：这样的日子真无聊。

3. Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today :("

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