即便我已经那么尴尬跟丢脸了,我还是回到了车里。跟我约会的那个人不仅同情我的整个遭遇(虽然他现在仍旧叫我高速公路),还带我回到饭店,指责他们做的食物所引起的问题。之后我们不仅继续约会,还结婚了,并且刚刚在四月份庆祝我们的17周年纪念。
2. "I went on a date with a guy who seemed totally normal, and together for the first half of the date, but then he started talking about these flowers that he grew, and how the flowers told him secrets, and expanded his mind, and made him whole. Took me a minute to realize he was saying that he grew pot, and consumed massive quantities of it every day. And it was apparently his whole life. Then he 'forgot' his wallet when the check came. Yeah, that was enough."
“我跟一个看起来完全正常的人约会,当约会进行到一半的时候,他开始谈论起他种的那些花,说那些花是怎么告诉他秘密的,还开阔了他的眼界,令他完整了。我花了一分钟去理解他说的就是他种花,并且每天都卖出去很多。还有很明显那就是他的一切。然后服务员来结账的时候,他“忘记”带他的钱包了。好吧,这已经够够的了。”
3. "On our first date, I had a boy pick me up in an old Bobtail loaded with cattle. The cows were crapping over the side of the truck onto my parents' suburban sidewalk. I married him."
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