5. Pictures are to be taken on your terms
5. 会轮到你拍照的
You may have Mario Testino as your chosen official photographer, but George will no doubt display all the modelling prowess of any modern day toddler: devoting less than a second of his time to posing for photos, followed by ten minutes of indignantly screaming to see the as-yet-untaken 'PICS!’ while attempting to wrestle the phone/camera from you.
或许你选好了马里奥·特斯蒂诺做你的官方摄影师,但小乔治无疑会和现代人任何一个蹒跚学步的孩子一样,表现拗模特造型的技艺:即只花不到一秒钟时间摆造型,剩下的十分钟怒气冲冲惊声尖叫着要看还没拍好的“照片”,一边又试图从你手中抢过电话或者相机。
6. Repetition, repetition, repetition
6. 重复,一再重复
There is nothing a toddler likes more than repetition. And obviously, if you ever decide to tune it out, just for a minute of your own sanity,that will be the moment he’s actually trying to tell you Lupo’s weed on the rug.
摇摇晃晃学步的小孩再喜欢重复话语不过了。你要是想无视,哪怕只是一分钟清静清静,也许就是那一刻他想告诉你卢波(凯特的爱犬)刚刚在地毯上尿尿了。
7. Dawdling is the new doing
7. 磨磨蹭蹭才是正紧事儿
Over the next 12 months Kate will be getting nowhere, fast. Everything warrants a closer inspection: every stone, every plane in the sky, every discarded packet of cigarettes. And he will need to stop every few steps to exclaim or point or just sit for no particular reason.
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