第一次约会最好不要一起吃饭_BEC初级作文

第一次约会最好不要一起吃饭

我就直白一点说吧：没人吃相好看。你不好看，你的约会对象不好看，甚至好莱坞明星也不好看。（你在小报上见过明星狼吞虎咽吃双层汉堡的照片吗？我不用再多说了吧。）

Sure, the way he slurps his spaghetti like a child or the way she always takes 20 minutes to order might become an endearing quirk later on. But when it comes to first impressions, gnawing on BBQ ribs is far from alluring. Salad isn't any safer. For whatever reason, restaurants love to serve giant-sized leaves of lettuce in their salads that are all but impossible to fit into a human-sized mouth without unhinging your jaw like a snake. You could try taking a knife to your edible jungle, but then you're likely to get that look that says, "Are you crazy? Why are you using a steak knife on your salad?"

当然了，他吃意大利面时吧唧嘴的样子像个孩子，她点菜总要花上20分钟的时间……这些怪癖也许恰恰促成了你们后来的爱情。但是想要留下良好的第一印象，大口嚼着烤肋排可一点都不吸引人。沙拉也安全不到哪儿去。不知道为什么，餐馆提供的沙拉里面的生菜叶总是很大，你不像蛇一样把嘴张到最大根本没法把它塞进嘴里。你也可以拿把刀切一下这些菜叶，但那样的话别人也许就会投来异样的眼光，好像在说：“你疯了吗？怎么用切牛排的刀来切沙拉？”

By the way, if you do somehow find yourself at the local eatery during your first romantic rendezvous, bring a toothbrush. Murphy's law of dating says that if you can get a huge glob of food stuck in your front teeth while trying to woo your potential future SO, you will.