又到期末了，你过得不好，老师们也是一把辛酸泪！_时事

又到期末了，你过得不好，老师们也是一把辛酸泪！

老师：这个嘛……（前后对比照）

Types of headache experienced by college counselors.

各种头痛类型，望知悉。

Are university teachers struggling with baldness?

大学老师脱发很严重吗？

➤ 家庭篇

Your girlfriend (a university counselor) is sleeping.

当辅导员的女朋友在家睡懒觉。

You: Wake up!

Her: *silence*

我说起床啦，她一动不动。

You: It's time for lunch!

Her: *more silence*

喊她吃饭啦，依旧石沉大海。

You: Those new clothes you ordered are here!

Her: *no response*

“你买的新衣服到喽！”她好像没听见一样。

You: Something's wrong with one of your students!

Her: *jumps up* I'm going into school right now!

“学生出事了！”

她立刻从床上弹射起来“我要回学校了！”

How to control the one you love, if she/he is a college teacher? (Click the blank space below to check the answer.

如果你爱人是大学老师，双语君（微信ID：Chinadaily_Mobile）教你如何驾驭她/他。

University teachers are like wild horses with boundless energy who cannot even control themselves, let alone be controlled by you. They can get along with any of their students, regardless of their grades. And they have the strength to endure everything that they must. In short, they are omnipotent. What you need to do is to take good care of them, spoil them, and let them feel the love and warmth in the world... Well, that's all we have to say about that, you can leave now.