史上最烂发明：宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋（组图）_时事

史上最烂发明：宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋（组图）

Gained at Weight Watchers this week? Why not advertise your disappointment to the world with a belt that keeps track of your waistline

本周在慧俪轻体机构发现自己变重了？为什么不用这种记录你腰围的腰带把你的失望广而告之？

Phones can now play music, take photos, run countless apps and apparently give you a shave in the mornings

手机现在可以播放音乐、拍照、运行数不清的应用，显然还可以在早上为你刮胡子。

If you're not limber enough to undo your own bra, perhaps there are bigger concerns to attend to than rushing out to buy this clapping activated device

如果你手脚不够灵活不能解开文胸，也许除了跑去买这个解文胸激活装置外，你还有其他更重要的事需要担心。

Do not disturb: This 'screen privacy' hoodie supposedly blocks unwanted attention but is likely to have the opposite effect

不要打扰：这种“隐私屏蔽”帽衫据说可以挡掉不想要的关注，但也可能产生反效果。

Snack happy! Ensure you never go hungry with a pouch that allows you to take a slice of pizza everywhere you go

欢乐的小吃时间！这个袋子让你走到哪里也不怕挨饿，因为你可以从袋子里取出一片披萨来吃。

Didn't they get the memo? When you spend all your time inventing underpants for the hands only to discover that gloves exist, the disappointment much be huge