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不作死就不会死 13个欠揍的文学角色

Miss Havisham adopts a daughter for the sole purpose of using her as a pawn to torment themale species. HOW AWFUL IS THAT?! Plus, that rotting wedding cake must have made herhouse smell disgusting。

赫维辛小姐收养了一个女儿，而目的只是利用她作为筹码来折磨男性。多可怕呀!另外，那个腐烂的婚礼蛋糕一定让她的房子充满了恶心的味道。

Romeo Montague, Romeo & Juliet

罗密欧·蒙太古——《罗密欧与朱丽叶》

Oh, Romeo. You only knew her for four days. Did you really have to kill yourself over a girl thatyou knew for less than a week? Not to mention, she was only 13, and your romance would beillegal in most countries。

噢，罗密欧，你认识她只有四天。你真的有必要为了一个认识还不到一周的女孩去自杀吗?何况她只有13岁，你的罗曼史在大多数国家恐怕是非法的。

Joffrey Baratheon, A Song of Ice and Fire series

乔佛里·拜拉席恩——《冰与火之歌》系列小说

Simply put, this kid needs a good spanking。

简单地说，这个孩子需要好好教训一顿。

The Cat in the Hat, The Cat in the Hat

戴帽子的猫——《戴帽子的猫》

Sure, the Cat seems like a fun guy, until you realize he broke into a home, invited his friendsover, trashed the place, and then disappeared without a trace. Also, he speaks in obnoxiousrhymes。