Step1.Grab your dumb phone as soon as you wake up,before stretching and having a tall glass of water,and start looking at all the shit everyone else is doing in life to make themselves feel more important and posting it on their wall so this way you can start to feel insignificant when your postings aren’t as exciting as theirs.(I suggest Instagram or Facebook to start).
步骤1,在你醒来做伸展运动并且喝一大杯水之前,抓住你沉默的手机,看看社交网络上其他人在做哪些对于他们而言重要的事,顺便点个赞;但如果你自己发的状态无人问津,那么你就会产生一种不被人关注的失落感(我建议看一下Instagram或者Facebook)。
Step2.Ask”why”.Stupid questions like “why am here”I will give you a hint...so you can die dumb-ass.Truth is no one but you asks why.Do something you have never done before, punch yourself in the face...as hard as you can...make your nose bleed...taste in the back of your throat.That is living and experiencing in the finest sense.If you have time to ask why ,you have time to punch yourself in the face.
步骤2,问“为什么”。如果你问“为什么我在这”这种愚蠢的问题,我会给你一个提示......你可以去死了笨蛋!事实是别人都没问、只有你问了为什么。倒不如做一些你之前从来没有做过的事......给自己几巴掌......用你最大的力气打.......打到你鼻子流血......尝一下你喉咙深处的血的味道吧。那是生活和历练的最好的形式。如果你有时间去问为什么,那么你不如那这时间狠狠地给自己一拳。
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