7.Me: What are you doing?
我:你在干嘛?
7-year-old: Counting the presents under the tree.Me: There aren’t any presents under the tree.
7岁女儿:我在数圣诞树下面有多少礼物。
Me: There aren’t any presents under the tree.
我:圣诞树下面不是什么都没有吗?
7: I know.
7岁女儿:我也是这么想的。
Passive aggressive level 9000
吐槽值爆棚!
8.7-year-old: Do you have a podcast?
7岁女儿:你有播客吗?
Me: Do you even know what a podcast is?
我:你知道播客是什么吗?
7:It’s that thing where you talk to yourself and no one listens.
7岁女儿:不就是那个你对着它自言自语,周围根本没人理你的东西吗?
She knows exactly what a podcast is.
她说的完全正确。
9.I’m glad we own 10,000 stuffed animals so my toddler can fall asleep cuddling with a jar of peanuts.
我真高兴,我们家有1万只填充玩偶,再也不用担心孩子没玩的了。我的小女儿可以抱着一只装花生的罐子安然入睡了。
10.Me:Did you have a good day at school?
我:你今天在学校过得开心吗?
6-year-old: That’s not how school works.
学校不是用来开心的。
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