你清楚地知道你未来的伴侣得会烧菜,不然你俩的小孩就得饿“死”。
✰ Grocery shopping is a continuous cycle of picking something up, wondering if you can cook it, putting it back down, and then leaving with only frozen dumplings.
出门买菜就是个不变的循环,拿起某样食材——思考一下自己会不会做——放回去——走的时候拿着速冻饺子。
✰ You have a soft spot in your heart for fast-food places. You know they're not healthy, and you should probably avoid them. But when it's late at night, you have no food in your fridge and you are getting hangry, it's a better option than attempting to cook something and failing miserably. Fast food is there for you when your cooking skills aren't.
你在心里为快餐留了一处柔软之地。你知道吃快餐不健康,应该尽量别吃。但是,大半夜冰箱里没吃的,你碰巧又“饿怒症”的时候,比起试着烧个什么菜最后做崩,吃快餐还是好得多。毕竟当你的厨艺不在线的时候,快餐在。
✰ Owning cookbooks but not using them.
买了一堆食谱菜谱,但从来不用。
✰ Accidentally lighting something on fire.
不小心把什么东西给点着了。
✰ People who can cook tell you that it's soooo easy and judge you hardcore for not being able to do it.
做饭好吃的人老是跟你说做菜多么多么简单,然后说你不会做咋地咋地。
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