• 疯狂赶场参加旧货交易，结果导致头痛

There is a special category for absentees that were victims of peculiar accidents:

• Bats got into the employee's hair.

• A refrigerator fell on the employee.

• A bucket filled with water crashed through the ceiling of a bowling alley and hit the employee on the head.

• A deer bit the employee while he was hunting.

• While the employee's hamster was giving birth, she was so sickened by the process that she (the employee, not the hamster) passed out.

而有一些缺勤者给出的理由更是匪夷所思：

• 蝙蝠钻进了头发

• 冰箱倒了，砸在身上

• 一只装满水的水桶砸破保龄球馆的屋顶，恰好又砸在自己的头上

• 打猎时被一只鹿咬伤了

• 宠物仓鼠要产崽，整个过程让人恶心不已，于是，她（员工本人，而不是仓鼠）晕了过去。

If there were a prize, it would have to go to a chef who, in his lucrative job as second-in-command in the kitchen of a prestigious high-volume restaurant, "had pre-existing allergies he chose not to disclose to us," said the person who hired him.

当然，如果对请假理由进行评奖的话，大奖非一位大厨莫属。他在一家著名的餐厅担任副厨师长，这家餐厅生意火爆，而且给他的待遇也十分丰厚。他的老板说：“他称自己之前就有过敏症，只不过一直没有跟我们透露。”

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