Analysis: “I’m having fun. I swear. I'm not an alcoholic. I just don't know any other way of self-proclaiming my sense of being cool.”
分析:“我挺开心,真的。我不是酒鬼,只是我不知道还有什么别的方法表达我现在超爽的感觉了。”
12. Updates of mundane activities written as though they are jokes: “I had to stop and get gas and then wait an hour for a prescription. Then I lost my keys and couldn’t get back in my car. Hahaha.”
憋个段子写些稀松平常的事情:“停车加油,又等了一个小时拿到处方。结果发现我把车钥匙丢了,现在车也进不去。哈哈哈。”
Analysis: “It’s funny, right? Please say it’s funny.”
分析:“好笑嘛,嗯?请你告诉我哪好笑。”
13. Updates written as though the page-bearer never had an English class, not even in elementary school. “OK I went to the OMG the swag thing u know I ran into that girl my friends cousin and she LOL had a gold ring in her nose and she says hey u biggie I swear I almost loosed it right their hahahaha but she knew I had to go to”
好像从没上过语言课,小学都没上过的那种:“OK,我们去了,OMG,看那个晃来晃去的东西,跑过去那姑凉我朋友表弟,LOL,她鼻子上长了个房环,还说嘿大家伙你好啊,我发誓我快用光了,现在他们的,哈哈哈哈哈,不过她很酷就是了,我得走了。”
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