You probably remember the first time you got drunk. Who knew the room would go round and round and round? They don't say that on the bottle, do they? 'Warning: The room will go round and round and round.' So be careful of that. When the room is spinning, you've pretty much had enough. It's the same with marriage.
你可能还记得第一次喝醉。谁知道整个房间会转啊转啊转啊?贪杯的人不会那么说,不是吗?友情提示:房间将变得转啊转啊转啊。你得小心了。当房间正在旋转,你已经喝的差不多了。婚姻也是如此。
3. STEPHEN COLBERT, Writer, comedian and TV host, Northwestern University, 2011
(《扣扣熊报告/深夜秀》)主持人、作家、喜剧演员史蒂芬·科拜尔,2011年西北大学
And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had to assume they were devoured by wolves and go on with your life.
……且我们没有手机。如果你计划与某人在暴风雪中见面,并且他们没有出现,你就不得不假设他们被狼吃掉了并且继续你自己的生活。
4. FRED ARMISEN, Actor, Oregon Episcopal High School, 2011
演员弗莱德·阿米森,2011年俄勒冈主教高中毕业演讲
Remember that there's no one way of doing things. You know how when you unscrew something it's 'righty tighty, lefty loosey'? If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open.
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