“情人节是他的生日,所以这是属于他的日子。和他在一起十年,我从来没收到过情人节礼物。”——吉安娜·K
11. “A portrait of myself and our dog. His heart was in the right place but the painting was awful. I looked like a linebacker with some kind of ’80s new-wave hairdo gone wrong. My ex wanted to hang the picture over the fireplace but there was no way that was happening. I finally let him hang it in our bedroom, where I got to sleep under my own creepy gaze for several years. I used to joke that I would have to burn the house down to get rid of the thing because I would never be able to sneak it into the trash.” ― Trish S.
“我收到的情人节礼物是一张我和我们家狗的肖像画。他的心意是好的,但是这张画太糟了。我看起来像中后卫橄榄球员,发型像是80年代的新浪潮风格,很蹩脚。我的前男友想把画挂在壁炉上方,但是我坚决不允许。最后我让他挂在我们卧室里,好几年我都是看着自己的惊悚肖像画入睡的。我曾经开玩笑说,我必须把房子烧掉才能摆脱这幅画,因为我没法偷偷将它扔进垃圾桶里。”——翠西·S
12. “Definitely not a bouquet of flowers. Instead, I received a big fat seed of doubt when the mailman delivered a card to my husband sent by another woman.” ― Lisa F.
“肯定不是一束花。我收到的情人节礼物是一大堆问号,邮递员给我丈夫送来一张另外一个女人寄给他的情人节卡片。”——丽莎·F
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