00:00:02,300　　拉杰是宫保鸡丁　　Let's see, Raj was the Kung Pao Chicken.　　2　　00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:03,960　　我是饺子　　I'm the dumplings.　　3　　00:00:04,030 --> 00:00:06,560　　没错　　Yes, you are.　　4　　00:00:06,630 --> 00:00:08,700　　太恶心了　　霍华德　　Creepy, howard.　　5　　00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,500　　恶心得可爱还是纯粹的恶心　　Creepy good or creepy bad?　　6　　00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:13,700　　谁点的鲜虾加龙虾酱　　Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?　　7　　00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:14,800　　那是我的　　That would be me.　　8　　00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:18,860　　朝这里看　　你这个肮脏的小美味　　Come to papa, you un-kosher delight.　　9　　00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:21,530　　我这话可不光是对着食物说哦　　I'm not necessarily talking to the food.　　10　　00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,660　　坐一边去　　Sit over there.　　11　　00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:34,860　　坐一边去　　Sit over there.　　12　　00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:45,660　　婴儿纸巾　　Baby wipe?　　13　　00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:46,900　　你干嘛用　　Why do you have...　　14　　00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,860　　-别问　　-别　　别问　　No, don't ask! no, don't, don't!　　15　　00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,060　　我来告诉你为什么　　I'll tell you why.　　16　　00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:54,030　　我必须消毒我的手　　I had to sanitize my hands　　17　　00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:57,130　　因为大学把 厕所里擦手的纸巾　　Because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms　　18　　00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,330　　换成了吹风机　　With hot air blowers.　　19　　00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,530　　我怎么感觉吹风机更卫生　　I thought the blowers were more sanitary.　　20　　00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,100　　别问啊　　Really, don't.　　why...?　　21　　00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:07,060　　吹风机可以说是细菌 和瘟疫的发源地　　Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.　　22　　00:01:07,130 --> 00:01:08,500　　老实说　　用吹风机的话　　Frankly, it'd be more hygienic　　23　　00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:09,830　　还不如让一只得了瘟疫的长臂猿打喷嚏打到我手干　　If they just had a plague-infested gibbon　　24　　00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,200　　来得卫生呢　　Sneeze my hands dry.　　25　　00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:14,100　　伙计们　　我有一个天大的　　Hey, guys, I just got the most amazing　　26　　00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,660　　好消息　　News...　　27　　00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,730　　天呐　　拉杰　　你如果不喝醉的话　　Gosh, raj, do you think you'll ever be able　　28　　00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,800　　是不是永远都不能在我面前说话　　To talk in front of me without being drunk?　　29　　00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,660　　好吧　　那我 就自己一个人去吃了　　Okay, well, I'll just, um, go eat by myself.　　30　　00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,130　　佩妮　　你不需要这样的　　Penny, you don't have to do that.　　31　　00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:33,100　　没事　　考虑到他不说话 他说的话　　还有他　　Oh, it's okay, between him not talking, him talking and him...　　32　　00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,900　　我最好还是离开吧　　I'm better off alone.　　33　　00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,700　　再见　　你这个可怜的怪人　　Good-bye, you poor, strange little man.　　34　　00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:45,740　　她太贴心了　　She's so considerate.　　35　　00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,330　　你有什么大资讯　　So what's your news?　　36　　00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,760　　还记得那个我定位的　　Remember that little planetary object　　37　　00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:49,830　　比凯伯带天体更远的那颗行星吗　　I spotted beyond the kuiper belt?　　38　　00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:52,630　　哦对　　2008-NQ SUB-17　　Oh, yeah, 2008-nq sub-17.　　39　　00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:55,060　　或者用我的叫法　　宝莱坞星　　Or as I call it, planet bollywood.　　40　　00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:56,560　　由于我的发现　　Anyway, because of　　41　　00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:58,630　　《人物》杂志把我提名为　　My discovery, people magazine is naming me　　42　　00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,730　　30岁以下的30大焦点人物之一了　　One of their 30 under 30 to watch.　　43　　00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,560　　拉杰　　祝贺你　　Raj... congratulations.　　44　　00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:03,700　　太棒了　　That's incredible.　　45　　00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,300　　不好意思　　Excuse me,　　46　　00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,360　　30岁以下的什么30大人物的什么焦点　　30 what under 30　　what to watch what?　　47　　00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:12,460　　30岁以下的30名值得关注的梦想家　　30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch　　48　　00:02:12,530 --> 00:02:14,660　　因为他们对自己领域的一些传统臆断提出了挑战　　As they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.　　49　　00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:18,200　　让我猜百万次我都不会想到是这样　　If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.　　50　　00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:21,160　　真是相当酷的　　他们让我和一个　　It's pretty cool. they've got me in　　51　　00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:23,330　　在研究印度尼西亚饥荒问题的人一起入选　　With a guy who's doing something about hunger in indonesia,　　52　　00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,200　　还有一位精神治疗师　　他在用海豚　　And a psychotherapist who's using dolphins　　53　　00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,600　　来感化囚犯　　To rehabilitate prisoners,　　54　　00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:27,960　　还有爱伦·佩基　　And ellen page,　　55　　00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:31,500　　他是那部独立电影《朱诺》里的明星　　Star of the charming independent film, juno.　　56　　00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,030　　我绝对想上她　　Oh, I'd so do her.　　57　　00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:39,030　　你连海豚都想上　　You'd do the dolphins.　　58　　00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,860　　你在用的那个我设计的望远摄像机的固定架　　Do I get an honorable mention for designing　　59　　00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:43,130　　在采访中你会不会提到　　The telescope camera mounting bracket you used?　　60　　00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,700　　不好意思　　Sorry, it's not part　　61　　00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,360　　这和我所要叙述的温馨故事无关　　Of my heartwarming and personal narrative　　62　　00:02:46,430 --> 00:02:48,700　　我是一个从新德里来的傻男孩　　In which a humble boy from new delhi overcame　　63　　00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,200　　我克服了贫困和歧视　　Poverty and prejudice　　64　　00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:53,260　　不远万里来到了美国寻找梦想　　And journeyed to america to reach for the stars.　　65　　00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:55,300　　贫困吗　　你老爸是个妇科医生　　Poverty?　　your father's a gynecologist.　　66　　00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,030　　他开的是宾利　　He drives a bentley.　　67　　00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,400　　那是租的　　It's a lease.　　68　　00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,060　　我有点搞不懂　　I'm confused.　　69　　00:03:04,130 --> 00:03:06,800　　是不是由什么行业审查委员会　　Was there some sort of peer review committee　　70　　00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:09,000　　来决定选那些人　　To determine which scientists would be included?　　71　　00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:10,760　　行业审查　　这是《人物》杂志　　Peer review?　　it's people magazine.　　72　　00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:12,900　　人们选择了我　　People picked me.　　73　　00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,300　　什么人　　What people?　　74　　00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,900　　《人物》里的那些人啊　　The people from people.　　75　　00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,030　　那这些到底是什么人　　Yeah, but exactly who are these people?　　76　　00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:20,300　　他们有什么凭据吗　　What are their credentials?　　77　　00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,730　　为什么他们有资格评选　　How are they qualified?　　78　　00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,400　　偶然发现了一块在太阳系里　　What makes accidentally　　noticing a hunk of rock　　79　　00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:26,230　　慢悠悠地飘了几十亿年的　　That's been traipsing around the solar system　　80　　00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,500　　大石头为什么就比其他　　For billions of years more noteworthy　　81　　00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,100　　30岁以下科学家的成就 更加杰出呢　　Than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?　　82　　00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:36,860　　天呐　　我想爱伦·佩基的朋友们 不会这样损她的　　Boy, I'll bet ellen page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.　　83　　00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,600　　这下你感到自豪了吗　　Are you proud of yourself?　　84　　00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:45,930　　总的来说　　是的　　In general, yes.　　85　　00:04:14,730 --> 00:04:17,660　　哦　　漏掉的中微子原来在这儿　　Oh, there's my missing neutrino.　　86　　00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:20,400　　你就像一个不稳定的电荷一样躲躲藏藏的　　You were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge,　　87　　00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:23,300　　是吗　　你这个亚原子魔鬼　　Weren't you, you little sub-atomic dickens?　　88　　00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,660　　谢尔顿　　Hey, sheldon.　　89　　00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:25,860　　看啊　　Hey, look,　　90　　00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:27,160　　我找到了那个中微子　　Look, I found　　my missing neutrino.　　91　　00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:29,860　　太好了　　我们可以把他从牛奶盒上拿下来了　　Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton.　　92　　00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,800　　走吧　　我们去和拉杰道歉　　Come on, we're going to apologize to raj　　93　　00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:33,900　　请他去吃晚饭　　And invite him out to dinner.　　94　　00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,900　　道什么歉　　Apologize for what?　　95　　00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,360　　他昨天带了一个好消息来　　He came over last night with some pretty good news　　96　　00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:40,260　　但我们都很不热情　　And we weren't very supportive.　　97　　00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:43,860　　我感觉你像是要说什么　　I sense you're trying　　to tell me something.　　98　　00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:47,930　　你昨天相当欠扁　　You were a colossal asshat.　　99　　00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:51,300　　没有吧　　No, I beg to differ.　　100　　00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,930　　在我们3个人之间　　我是最热情的一个　　Of the three of us, I was by far　　the most supportive.　　101　　00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,760　　是吗　　来说说　　Really? do tell.　　102　　00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:57,900　　如果拉杰的朋友们把门槛降低的话　　How will raj ever reach true greatness　　103　　00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,600　　他怎么能找到科学的真谛呢　　If his friends lower the bar for him?　　104　　00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,430　　我11岁的时候　　When I was 11,　　105　　00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,930　　我妹妹给我爸买了一个　　My sister bought our father　　106　　00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,360　　写着"世界上最好的爸爸"字样的咖啡杯　　A "world's greatest dad" coffee mug　　107　　00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:08,160　　老实说　　他一生就这么晃荡下去了　　And, frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.　　108　　00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,730　　那么这么说吧　　Okay, let's try it this way.　　109　　00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,960　　如果这个什么《人物》杂志 是拉杰能得到的最高成就呢　　What if this people magazine thing is the best raj is ever going to achieve?　　110　　00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:17,160　　这我到没想到　　I had not considered that.　　111　　00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:18,700　　走吧　　Come on.　　112　　00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,730　　我总是忘了普通人是有极限的　　I often forget other people have limitations.　　113　　00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,200　　真是悲哀　　It's so sad.　　114　　00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:25,960　　他能感到悲哀　　He can feel sadness?　　115　　00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,230　　不太能　　Not really.　　116　　00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:29,360　　我们管这个叫自以为是　　It's what you and I would call condescension.　　117　　00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,960　　我们进去的时候 得让他觉得我们为他高兴　　Now when we go in there, let's show raj that we're happy for him.　　118　　00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:37,230　　看是我不觉得啊　　But I'm not.　　119　　00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,960　　那就装得高兴　　Well, then fake it.　　120　　00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:39,960　　你看我　　Look at me.　　121　　00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:43,200　　我可以完全不去想 如果没有我的电子望远镜　　I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount　　122　　00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:47,660　　他永远也不能发现 那块愚蠢的宇宙垃圾　　He never would have found that stupid, little clump of cosmic schmutz.　　123　　00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,330　　我很牛吧　　But I'm bigger than that.　　124　　00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,430　　好了　　Fine.　　125　　00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,500　　那你让我怎么做　　What do you want me to do?　　126　　00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,400　　笑　　Smile.　　127　　00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:06,630　　太可怕了　　Oh, crap, that's terrifying.　　128　　00:06:08,230 --> 00:06:12,500　　我们是去看库萨帕里 不是去干掉蝙蝠侠　　We're here to see koothrappali, not kill batman.　　129　　00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,960　　笑不露齿　　Try less teeth.　　130　　00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:21,600　　差不多了　　Close enough. come on.　　131　　00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,130　　嗨　　拉杰　　Hey, raj.　　132　　00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,530　　怎么了　　Hey, guys.　　what's up?　　133　　00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,530　　我们今天晚上想请你吃饭　　We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.　　134　　00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,100　　庆祝一下你的大器早成　　To celebrate your "30 under 30" thing.　　135　　00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,500　　对吧　　谢尔顿　　Right, sheldon?　　136　　00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,430　　你们太好了　　That's very nice of you.　　137　　00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:38,460　　我很乐意去　　I would like that.　　138　　00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:40,130　　-孩子们　　-盖博豪斯博士　　Hello, boys. dr. gablehauser.　　139　　00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,130　　库萨帕里博士　　Dr. koothrappali.　　140　　00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,130　　盖博豪斯博士　　Dr. gablehauser.　　141　　00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,560　　-霍夫斯塔德博士　　-盖博豪斯博士　　Dr. hofstader. dr. gablehauser.　　142　　00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,030　　-库珀博士　　-盖博豪斯博士　　Dr. cooper. dr. gablehauser.　　143　　00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:47,760　　沃罗威茨先生　　Mr. wolowitz.　　144　　00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:49,860　　孩子们　　我有个问题要问你们　　Boys, I've got a question for you　　145　　00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,100　　这个房间里　　Who in this room　　146　　00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,600　　谁发现了颗星星[恒星]　　Discovered a star?　　147　　00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:55,460　　事实上　　2009-NQ SUB-17只是颗行星　　Actually, 2008-nq sub-17 is a planetary body.　　148　　00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:57,430　　我不是在说你　　是说我呢　　I'm not talking about you,　　I'm talking about me.　　149　　00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:00,530　　你　　我来自异国他乡的青年朋友　　You, my exotic young friend,　　150　　00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,660　　就是我的明星　　Are my star.　　151　　00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:04,730　　但他不是你发掘出来的　　But you didn't discover him.　　152　　00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:05,900　　你以前都不会留意到他　　You merely noticed he was here,　　153　　00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,760　　就跟他也没怎么留意过2008-NQ SUB-17　　Much like he did with 2008-nq sub-17.　　154　　00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:09,760　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon...　　155　　00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:10,900　　不好意思　　Oh, sorry.　　156　　00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,260　　孩子　　我们真该给你换个好点的办公室　　Boy, we've got to get you into a better office.　　157　　00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:18,400　　能配得上你的名气　　Something more suited to your status.　　158　　00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:20,060　　真的不用麻烦了　　Really, you don't have to go to any trouble.　　159　　00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:22,060　　我把你安排到冯·哥图尔以前的办公室怎么样　　How about if I put you in von gerlich's old office?　　160　　00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:23,560　　我更喜欢菲什宾的　　更宽敞一点　　I'd rather have fishbein's. it's bigger.　　161　　00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:27,360　　等等　　自打菲什宾穿浴袍出现在办公室那天　　Wait a minute, I called dibs on fishbein's office　　162　　00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:30,830　　我就申请他的办公室了　　The day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.　　163　　00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:32,400　　能给他换办公室　　就不能　　He gets a new office, I can't even get　　164　　00:07:32,460 --> 00:07:34,600　　-在男厕所放点擦手巾　　-谢尔顿　　-Paper towels in the men's room? -sheldon.　　165　　00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:36,300　　该死　　真难为我了　　Damn, this is hard.　　166　　00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,030　　让我问问你们　　Let me ask you something.　　167　　00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,800　　你们觉得咱们的工作为的是什么　　What do you think the business of this place is?　　168　　00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,760　　科学　　Science　　169　　00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:55,430　　-是钱　　-告诉过你吧　　-Money. -told you.　　170　　00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,360　　这孩子的照片上了《人物》周刊　　And this boy's picture in people magazine　　171　　00:07:59,430 --> 00:08:01,760　　能给我们带来多少钱　　Is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than...　　172　　00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:04,330　　堆起来比你高　　Well, taller than you.　　173　　00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,730　　我有个硕士文凭的　　I have a master's degree.　　174　　00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,360　　谁没有啊　　Who doesn't?　　175　　00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,730　　库萨帕里博士　　你有没有　　Dr. koothrappali, have you ever had lunch　　176　　00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,260　　在院长的餐厅吃过午饭呢　　In the president's dining room?　　177　　00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:16,800　　我都不知道还有专门给院长的餐厅　　I didn't even know there was a president's dining room.　　178　　00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,630　　和食堂的食物种类一样　　就是更新鲜一点　　It's the same food as the cafeteria, only fresh.　　179　　00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,800　　走吧　　小同志　　Come on, little buddy.　　180　　00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:21,900　　好滴　　老同志　　Okay, big buddy.　　181　　00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,100　　大家晚上见　　See you tonight, guys.　　182　　00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,400　　你不用笑了　　You can stop smiling now.　　183　　00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:34,300　　用过美妙的午餐之后　　So anyway, after a fantastic lunch,　　184　　00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,400　　他们就催我去《人物》周刊拍照　　I was whisked off to the people magazine photo shoot...　　185　　00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:38,660　　孩子们你们去过专业拍照的地方么　　Have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?　　186　　00:08:38,730 --> 00:08:39,700　　没啊　　Uh-uh.　　no.　　187　　00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,060　　很神奇的哦　　It's fantastic.　　188　　00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:45,000　　很明显 镜头对我很有爱　　我也很上镜　　Apparently, the camera loves me and i, it.　　189　　00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:50,200　　我站在星空的背景前面 拍照　　我摆了个这样的姿势　　They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this.　　190　　00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,900　　他们要PS一个超新星进去　　They're going to digitally add a supernova.　　191　　00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,830　　他们觉得这样能完美诠释 我辉煌的天赋　　They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.　　192　　00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,360　　没错　　就像一个炽热的大火球　　Right, a ball of hot, flaming gas　　193　　00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:05,730　　分崩离析　　That collapses upon itself.　　194　　00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,130　　抱歉　　Excuse me.　　195　　00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,060　　是我的助理特雷弗打来的　　Oh, it's my assistant, trevor.　　196　　00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,700　　我是库萨帕里　　Go for koothrappali.　　197　　00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,730　　还给他配个助理　　they gave him an assistant　　198　　00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,760　　我想要根笔 还得拿着剪线钳去银行　　If I want a new pen, i have to go to the bank with wire cutters.　　199　　00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:20,860　　咱们已经尽到所有该尽的社会责任了吧　　Have we at this point met our social obligations?　　200　　00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:22,130　　还没　　Not yet.　　201　　00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,660　　好吧　　先安排到我的日程里　　Okay, just put it on　　my calendar,　　202　　00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,560　　同时帮我想个我出席不了的理由　　But start thinking of a reason why I can't go.　　203　　00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:28,260　　哦了么　　我挂了　　All righty? koothrappali out.　　204　　00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,730　　上帝保佑那孩子　　God bless that boy.　　205　　00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,700　　没有他我非忙死不可　　I don't know what I'd do without him.　　206　　00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,930　　你今天下午才有的助理啊　　You just got him this afternoon.　　207　　00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,300　　没错　　但我觉得我是得有个仆人　　Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.　　208　　00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,930　　仆人　　A lackey?　　209　　00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,660　　不好意思　　是不是法律不允许啊　　Oh, I'm sorry. is that politically incorrect?　　210　　00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:42,800　　在印度　　我们称其为贱民　　In india, we just call them untouchables.　　211　　00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:43,930　　现在　　Now?　　212　　00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,100　　快了　　Almost.　　213　　00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,660　　说到贱民　　我给你们带来了好消息　　Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys.　　214　　00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,460　　这周六《人物》杂志要举行个招待会　　People magazine is having a reception this saturday　　215　　00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,500　　我设法让你们也被邀请了　　And I managed to get you invited.　　216　　00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,830　　切　　谢了　　Oh, gee, thanks.　　217　　00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,300　　不客气　　Oh, you're welcome.　　218　　00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,960　　当然我没法让你们去贵宾席　　Of course, I couldn't get you into the vip section　　219　　00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:01,430　　因为那是设给贵宾的　　Because, you know, that's for vips　　220　　00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,760　　你们只是　　普通人　　And you guys are just, you know... p's.　　221　　00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:08,760　　在巴布亚新几内亚有一个部落　　There's a tribe in papua new guinea　　222　　00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:11,030　　当一个猎人向其他部民　　Where, when a hunter flaunts his success　　223　　00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,400　　炫耀他的成功时　　To the rest of the village,　　224　　00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,760　　他们宰了他　　并敲打他的皮做的鼓　　They kill him and drive away evil spirits　　225　　00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:16,430　　以驱逐他邪恶的灵魂　　With a drum made of his skin.　　226　　00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,530　　当然是迷信而无道理的　　Superstitious nonsense, of course,　　227　　00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,830　　但某人可以明白他们的用意　　But one can see their point.　　228　　00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,900　　给你　　拉杰　　Here you go, raj.　　229　　00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,800　　你或许想慢慢享用这杯　　You might want to drink this one slowly.　　230　　00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:34,100　　那就周六晚上了　　这么说定了　　Okay. so, saturday night, can I count on my posse?　　231　　00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,460　　我很乐意去　　拉杰　　但我去不了　　Gee, I'd love to, raj,　　but I can't make it.　　232　　00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:39,030　　好的　　莱纳德　　Oh, okay. leonard?　　233　　00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:45,300　　不行　　我要　　不行　　No, I could... no.　　234　　00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,600　　谢尔顿　　Sheldon?　　235　　00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:49,630　　我能去　　但我不想去　　I can make it. but I won't.　　236　　00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,500　　你们在说什么　　What are you guys talking about?　　237　　00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,600　　周六有场为我的杂志文章举行的招待会　　There's a reception for my magazine article on saturday.　　238　　00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:54,830　　而你们这些家伙不准备去　　And you guys aren't going?　　239　　00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,260　　真不敢相信　　I can't believe you.　　240　　00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,130　　拉杰要庆祝他的惊人成就　　Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment　　241　　00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,460　　而你们甚至都不去支持他　　And you're not even going to be there to support him?　　242　　00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,900　　惊人成就应该是　　A tremendous accomplishment would be　　243　　00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,600　　如果他发现一个行星体　　If the planetary body he discovered　　244　　00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:07,860　　正急速撞向地球　　他用意念摧毁了它　　Were plummeting toward earth and he exploded it with his mind.　　245　　00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360　　那太酷了　　That would be cool.　　246　　00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:12,300　　我得去那个招待会　　I'd go to that reception.　　247　　00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,200　　拜托　　这很重大　　Come on, this is huge.　　248　　00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,800　　拉杰上了《人物》杂志　　Raj is gonna be in people magazine,　　249　　00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:19,130　　他甚至不用搞大斯皮尔斯姐妹中的一个的肚子　　And he didn't even have to knock up one of the spears sisters.　　250　　00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,230　　你愿意和我一起去吗　　Would you like to go with me?　　251　　00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,330　　我当然愿意　　Of course I would.　　252　　00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,360　　我很荣幸　　I would be honored.　　253　　00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:25,900　　真的　　酷　　Really? cool.　　254　　00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,260　　替你们脸红　　Shame on you guys.　　255　　00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:34,000　　看看　　我约到佩妮了　　Look at that, I got a date with penny.　　256　　00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,430　　不敢相信那花了你一整年的时间　　I can't believe it took you a whole year.　　257　　00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,000　　现在呢　　Now?　　258　　00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:40,060　　就是现在　　Now.　　259　　00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,330　　嘿　　伙计　　Hey, buddy,　　260　　00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,630　　我要上《人物》杂志了　　I'm going to be in people magazine.　　261　　00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,500　　上封面的时候再打给我　　Yeah, call me when you're on the cover.　　262　　00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,500　　[查理·西恩 《好汉两个半》男主角 ]　　263　　00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,580　　看看你　　look at you　　264　　00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:08,430　　我像正午的阳光般闪耀　　不是吗　　I know. I'm resplendent like the noonday sun, am I not?　　265　　00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:13,690　　先说香槟 喝得有点早　　不是吗　　Uh, yeah. starting with the champagne a little early, aren't you?　　266　　00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,720　　豪华轿车里的　　他们派了辆豪华轿车　　It was in the limo. they sent a limo.　　267　　00:12:15,790 --> 00:12:19,050　　我坐的是豪华轿车　　我真喜欢说"豪华轿车"　　I have a limo. I just love saying "limo."　　268　　00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,020　　你做准备的时候喝点这个　　Sip on this while you're getting ready.　　269　　00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:22,190　　我准备好了　　Oh, I'm ready.　　270　　00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,890　　你就穿这个　　That's what you're wearing?　　271　　00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:28,620　　对呀　　怎么了　　有什么不好吗　　Um, yeah. why, what's wrong with it?　　272　　00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:31,220　　没什么　　只是我本来期望的更　　Nothing. I was just hoping for something a little more,　　273　　00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:34,820　　疯狂些　　You know, ridonkulous.　　274　　00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:42,450　　是啊　　今晚的疯狂就　　Mm, yeah. well, this is all the donkulous　　275　　00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,120　　这个样子了　　You're gonna get tonight.　　276　　00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:47,150　　好好　　让我们摇摆吧　　Okey-dokey,　　let's roll.　　277　　00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,790　　好了　　狂欢时刻开始　　All right, it's time to raise the roof!　　278　　00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:53,550　　嘿　　莱纳德　　Hey, leonard.　　279　　00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:54,720　　-嘿　　-哥们　　Hey. dude.　　280　　00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:55,890　　你看起来很不错　　You look very nice.　　281　　00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,950　　谢谢　　Thank you.　　282　　00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,890　　走吧　　Come on.　　283　　00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,290　　-晚安　　莱纳德　　-晚安　　Good night, leonard. good night.　　284　　00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,920　　莱纳德　　看到楼下我那辆豪华轿车了吗　　Hey, leonard, do you see my limo downstairs?　　285　　00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:06,290　　看到了　　Yeah.　　286　　00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,750　　比我爷爷小时候的房子还大　　It's bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in.　　287　　00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:09,920　　好极了　　Terrific.　　288　　00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,450　　食物也更多　　It has more food, too.　　289　　00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,250　　好了　　走吧　　走吧　　All right, come on. come on.　　290　　00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,250　　嘿　　Hey.　　291　　00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,590　　嘿　　好消息　　Hey, good news.　　292　　00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,420　　你不用再为佩妮闷闷不乐了　　You don't have to sulk about penny anymore.　　293　　00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,090　　有成千上百个克罗地亚女人　　Look, there are hundreds of croatian women　　294　　00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:32,850　　正等着你去找她们　　Just waiting for you to contact them.　　295　　00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:37,950　　为了绿卡什么都行.com　　Anything-for-a-greencard.com?　　296　　00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:39,690　　我可以借你我的用户名　　I'll lend you my user name.　　297　　00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,290　　"富有的大鸡鸡"　　It's "wealthy big penis."　　298　　00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,490　　开玩笑吧　　You're joking.　　299　　00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:46,120　　你得让她们容易明白　　You gotta make it easy for 'em.　　300　　00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:48,690　　她们刚开始学英语　　They're just learning english.　　301　　00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,120　　算了　　Pass.　　302　　00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,620　　你就在这儿郁闷着　　So you're just gonna sit around here and mope　　303　　00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:56,550　　而佩妮在和快易买的阿普博士约会　　While penny is out with dr. apu from the kwik-e mart?　　304　　00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:59,690　　那不是个约会　　那是种族主义　　It's not a date, and that's racist.　　305　　00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,320　　不可能是种族主义　　It can't be racist.　　306　　00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:04,520　　他是《辛普森一家》中的可爱角色　　He's a beloved character on the simpsons.　　307　　00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:06,990　　我们开饭吧　　我好上床睡觉　　Let's just eat so I can get to bed.　　308　　00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:11,350　　运气好的话 今晚我就会死于睡眠呼吸暂停　　With any luck, tonight will be the night my sleep apnea kills me.　　309　　00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,850　　你还记得　　Did you remember to ask　　310　　00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,020　　－西兰花要切丁　　不要切丝　　-是的　　For the chicken with broccoli to be diced, not shredded? yes.　　311　　00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:19,590　　即使菜单上强调是"切丝"　　Even though the menu description specifies "shredded"?　　312　　00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,120　　-是的　　-黑米　　不要白米饭　　Yes. brown rice, not white?　　313　　00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,850　　-是的　　-你去韩国杂货铺　　Yes. did you stop at the korean grocery　　314　　00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,490　　-买了上等的芥末酱　　-是的　　And get the good hot mustard? yes.　　315　　00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:26,070　　你从市场上买了低盐酱油吗　　Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market?　　316　　00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,550　　-是的　　-谢谢 -不用　　-Yes.　　-Thank you.-You are welcome　　317　　00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,220　　你怎么去了那么久　　What took you so long?　　318　　00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,320　　就坐下吃吧　　Just sit down and eat.　　319　　00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,790　　好的　　Fine.　　320　　00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,750　　行了　　是切丝的　　你想要我怎么样　　All right, it's shredded. what do you want me to do?　　321　　00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:44,520　　我想让你拿餐之前检查一下　　I want you to check before you accept the order.　　322　　00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:46,620　　抱歉　　Sorry.　　323　　00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:49,020　　你是不是担心库萨帕里　　Were you distracted by the possibility that koothrappali　　324　　00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,550　　会和佩妮上床　　所以才分神的　　Might have intercourse with penny tonight?　　325　　00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:56,190　　他不会和佩妮上床的　　He's not going to have intercourse with" type="audio/mpeg" />-->