我确信他们有资格成为好人,但是我不会让这些美女聚会扫兴者毁掉兴致的,她们在我像一个女士一样啜一口Mad Dog时,居高临下地看着我,并谈论她的生活品味是如何高雅,不需要喝醉来感受所有的这些——美和身为地球公民的快乐——或任何新生代的自命不凡,这些天她一直在批评。我们都知道这是最差劲的,而且还没有人有勇气在被告知“我不需要从酒中寻找乐趣”时,用牙齿打开瓶塞并说“来来来,喝喝喝。”人们都应该加入团队做事。
6. “Thinking about [insert couple here] having sex is offensive and nauseating.”
6、“想象[此处添加某某夫妇]性交是冒犯和恶心的。”
It’s not even necessarily that this couple is particularly uggo, although that happens quite often, too. Hell, there are some couples that are not at all your cup of tea physically whom you could still picture slapping away like one of those plastic clappy-hands toys kids use at parties. But there are just certain couples who, for whatever reason, are as asexual as the bodies of Barbie and Ken dolls. The idea of them getting it on is at once impossible to imagine and slightly unsettling to consider. They’re just kind of gross in any sexual context, and you’d rather not see them holding hands, lest your mind wander to where else those hands have explored.
这对夫妻并不一定非常恶心,虽然通常是恶心的。有的夫妻根本就不是你喜欢的类型,你仍然会想像扇开他们,好象分开那些聚会中使用的塑料拍手玩具小孩。但是,也有一些夫妻,不知是什么原因,就像芭比和肯玩偶一样,是无性的。他们在一起的念头是无法想象的,想起来也让人轻微不安。他们在一个有性的环境下是一种尴尬,而你宁愿不要看到他们牵手,免得你的思维飘荡到另外的那些手已经探索过的地方去。
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