赫维辛小姐收养了一个女儿,而目的只是利用她作为筹码来折磨男性。多可怕呀!另外,那个腐烂的婚礼蛋糕一定让她的房子充满了恶心的味道。
Romeo Montague, Romeo & Juliet
罗密欧·蒙太古——《罗密欧与朱丽叶》
Oh, Romeo. You only knew her for four days. Did you really have to kill yourself over a girl that you knew for less than a week? Not to mention, she was only 13, and your romance would be illegal in most countries.
噢,罗密欧,你认识她只有四天。你真的有必要为了一个认识还不到一周的女孩去自杀吗?何况她只有13岁,你的罗曼史在大多数国家恐怕是非法的。
Joffrey Baratheon, A Song of Ice and Fire series
乔佛里·拜拉席恩——《冰与火之歌》系列小说
Simply put, this kid needs a good spanking.
简单地说,这个孩子需要好好教训一顿。
The Cat in the Hat, The Cat in the Hat
戴帽子的猫——《戴帽子的猫》
Sure, the Cat seems like a fun guy, until you realize he broke into a home, invited his friends over, trashed the place, and then disappeared without a trace. Also, he speaks in obnoxious rhymes.
是的,这只猫看上去好像很有意思,直到你意识到他闯入了一个家庭,还邀请他的朋友一起,把这个地方搞得一团糟,然后又消失的无影无踪。而且他说话的韵脚也很讨厌。
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