Willy Wonka was a confectionary genius (Everlasting Gobstoppers, anyone?). But the factory he manned was an extremely unsafe workplace environment. Children who entered his workplace often went missing for unexplainable reasons -- how did no one investigate Mr. Wonka for that?!

威利·旺卡是一个糖果天才（制造吃不完的石头弹子糖，有人想吃吗？）但是他的工厂是一个极其不安全的工作环境。进入他的工厂的孩子们总是无缘无故失踪了。怎么没有人因此调查旺卡先生呢？！

Effie Trinket, The Hunger Games series

艾菲·纯克特——《饥饿游戏》系列小说

You can't help but want to shake some sense into Effie Trinket. Her perma-positive attitude when sending children to meet their death is nauseating enough to make you want to send her into the arena.

你忍不住想要给艾菲·纯克特灌输一点良知。她把孩子们送去面临死亡时的积极态度令人恶心，这已经足够让你想要把她送上竞技场了。

Waldo, Where's Waldo?

沃尔多——《沃尔多在哪里？》

Why can't you just be where you're supposed to be, Waldo?

你为什么就不能待在你应该在的地方呢，沃尔多？

Tom Sawyer, Adventures of Tom Sawyer

汤姆·索亚——《汤姆索亚历险记》

Tom Sawyer is a fence painter, death-faker, genuine American psychopath. We don't know why Huckleberry Finn was friends with him.

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