不过也不完全是坏事儿,我和她后来成了朋友。后来几次我跟人网聊之后再奔现,感觉都处在最初两次的感受之间——有点化学反应,但并非一见钟情。
02 糟糕,被发现了
Once I had a crush on a guy. From the internet. And I was secretly watching a YouTube video that he had posted. And my finger slipped and I accidentally clicked "like" or "thumbs up" or whatever.
有次我对一个网撩的男生有好感。然后我就在网上看他发的视频,结果一不小心手滑,按了赞!
And this was the first time I realized that YouTube was directly, horrifyingly linked to my Gmail. So there was my face, next to a thumbs up of this video that I was secretly, creepily watching. And I freaked out. And was like "Undo! Undo! Undo!!!
那时我才知道油管账号是直接跟我的邮箱绑定的。所以我的邮箱头像就出现在了视频底下的“点赞区”,显示出我在偷偷看他的视频。我吓坏了,疯狂找:“撤回,有没有撤回键!”
So then I clicked "thumbs down" thinking that would undo it somehow, but no, obviously that just meant that now my face was on the YouTube video next to a thumbs down icon and it was very embarrassing, and then when we met in real life, I pretended to barely know who he was even though obviously I'd watched his video.
结果我就点了“踩”……想着应该可以抵消那个赞。但是并没有,我的头像只是从“按赞区”移动到了“按踩区”,尴尬。之后我和他奔现的时候,我都装作不太了解他的样子,哪怕很显然我看过他的视频。
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