This week, HuffPost Weddings highlighted a handful of tweets that summed up the marriage experience.

本周，赫芬顿邮报婚礼专栏为大家带来了一系列推文，总结了婚姻生活经历。

"Turns out, marriage is mostly just walking behind your wife carrying heavy things," one tweeter mused. "Marriage is essentially agreeing to share 50 percent of your ice cream forever," another lamented.“

看起来，婚姻似乎就是跟在老婆后面帮着提重物的苦力。”一个推客若有所思的说。“婚姻就是原则上你同意永久地将冰激凌分一半给另一方。”另一位痛惜地说道。

The roundup was pithy and sweet, but let's be honest here: Married life can be a lot rougher than having to go halfsies on a bowl of rocky road.

这些摘要简洁有力又不失可爱，但是我们需要正视的是：婚姻生活远比想象中的俩人分担付生活费要复杂艰难的多。

Below, 12 tweets that perfectly capture what married life is really like in less than 140 characters.

下面12个推文用少于140个字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真谛。

1. Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out.

婚姻犹如一个公共厕所。没有进去的人迫不及待的想要冲进去。而进去的人又迫不及待地想出来。

— Stephanie Robinson (@adhesivesquish) April 30, 2017

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