We recently asked people to tell us the stupidest ways they have broken their computers. Here are their stories.
最近我们请人们讲了讲自己那些弄坏电脑的最蠢行为。下面就是他们讲述的故事。
1. Try not to cook your laptop.
别用你的笔记本烧菜
I used my computer as a plate in the microwave when I was drunk.
有一次我喝醉了,把笔记本当成了微波炉用的餐盘。
2. Don't whip your hair too enthusiastically.
甩头发的时候不要太热情洋溢
My sophomore year of college, my roommate and I were making fun of Willow Smith's song “Whip My Hair”. I whipped a little too hard, and my laptop flew off my lap and crashed onto the floor. Not my proudest moment.
我大二的时候,有一次我和室友一起听维罗·史密斯的歌《头发甩甩》。我甩头发用力过猛,以致我的笔记本从腿上飞了出去,砸到地上了。
3. Keep in mind that sometimes, even ants can't save you.
记住,有时候就算蚂蚁也救不了你
I dropped a hot bowl of mashed potatoes on my laptop keyboard. The keys all press themselves now. I put the laptop outside to try to save it by letting the ants eat the mashed potatoes, but the damage had already been done. The ants did a good job cleaning it out, though.
我不小心把一大碗热乎乎的土豆泥倒在键盘上了。键盘上的按键都开始自行其是了。我把笔记本放在室外,希望蚂蚁来吃掉土豆泥,我的笔记本就得救了,然而这也无济于事。不过蚂蚁还是帮我把键盘清理的蛮干净的。
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