男人绝对不能对女人说的八句话_BEC初级作文

男人绝对不能对女人说的八句话

–Fara Greenbaum, comedian, New York City

“你跟我出门的时候，如果你看见我穿了，那我就是穿了。我并没有裸体穿全息服装，我也不打算换上合你口味的衣服。”

——喜剧演员法拉·格林鲍姆，来自纽约

“You should smile more.”

No.2 “你应该多笑笑。”

“I hate when guys tell me to smile more. Maybe I just got fired today. Maybe I've just been walking around in 5-inch heels all day. Maybe I'm just not impressed with your mesh t-shirt. I don't tell you to do things, like get a haircut. But you definitely need one.”

-Chrissie Mayr, comedian and host of Comedy at Stonewall Inn, New York City

“我很讨厌男人告诉我要多笑笑。我今天不笑，或许是因为我今天被炒了鱿鱼，或许是因为我已经穿5英寸的高跟鞋走了一整天，或许只是因为我对你的网眼T恤无感。我并没有叫你去理发或者做别的什么事，尽管你的确该理发了。”

——喜剧演员、《石墙旅店》主持人克里希·迈尔，来自纽约

“A pet peeve is when strangers—always men—tell me to smile. This happens a lot on the NYC subway, and no one on the subway is happy to be taking the subway. While waiting for the train one day, a guy asked me, ‘Why aren't you smiling?’ and I told him, ‘Because I didn't push you in front of the train yet.’