对于自己来说，宿舍才是最好玩的课堂，灯下夜读《金瓶梅》更是一大乐事，但会让室友们辗转反侧，不是因为我扰民，而是他们太恐惧。我最为同学们传诵的一件事，是晚上熄灯以后，我把蜡烛点着，粘在床边的书桌上，双手举书仰天闲读。正万籁俱寂间，突然听到很多人喊我的名字，原来手里举的书被蜡烛燃着，从一线火苗开始，直到书烧着大半，成了一个火把，我还保持着高举的姿势，在烟雾中鼾声悠扬。

　　Another time, the brothers class for half a watermelon, two bananas for conditions, instead of to the most don't like big English class. The results, unfortunately, was caught by the teacher. Originally, the teacher for that hide in the corner of the students never speak, also has been the concern of. No matter your body in that group, you is to learn, to learn is false, Morpheus, test God, or have been "deep work and name", can not escape the teacher.

　　还有一次，被兄弟班级同学用半个西瓜，两个香蕉为条件，代替其去上其最不喜欢的大语课。结果，不幸被老师逮个正着。原来，老师对于那个躲在墙角从不发言的学生，也是一直关注的。不管你身在那个门派，你是学霸、伪学霸，还是睡神、考神，还是一直“深藏功与名，都逃不过老师的法眼。

　　Just because a language teacher asked that concern, that there is no ideal children, eventually fell in love with words, and get the paperwork.

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