下面摘录了其中的一些段子。
--(ON #WHCD) “Welcome to the White House Correspondents’ dinner, the night when Washington celebrates itself. Somebody’s gotta do it.
—“欢迎来到白宫记者晚宴,这是华盛顿自我表扬的一个夜晚,没人表扬我们就自己来。(吐槽晚宴)
--(On presidential fatigue after seven years) “The fact is I feel more loose and relaxed than ever. Those Joe Biden shoulder massages — they’re like magic. You should try one.
–“事实上,我感觉比以前更放松了。乔·拜登按摩肩膀的技术真不是盖的,就像一双魔术手,你应该试试。(吐槽任职总统7年期间的劳累)
--(On rumors that he’s a Muslim) “Being President is never easy. I still have to fix the broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran, all while finding time to pray five times a day.
--“当总统从来都不是轻松事,我仍要修补破旧的移民体系,威胁使用谈判权,跟伊朗谈判,每天还得挤出时间做5次祈祷。(吐槽有关他是穆斯林的传言)
--(On House Speaker John Boehner) “It’s no wonder people keep pointing out how the presidency has aged me. I look so old John Boehner has already invited (Israel Prime Minister Benjamin) Netanyahu to speak at my funeral.
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