Those wondering exactly where they can find human breast milk soap, a live fox or a David 'Bickham' sex doll need look no further: China's answer to eBay stocks them all.

那些好奇哪里可以买到人类母乳皂、一只活生生的狐狸，或是大卫“贝克汉姆的仿真玩偶(请自行领会)再也不用找了!中国的eBay真是太!逆!天!了!

Taobao is a treasure-trove for those hunting for the unusual, eccentric or just plain worrying, boasting around 760million products for sale at any one time.

淘宝是为那些淘寻不同寻常的、稀奇古怪的，或是为自己买的东西甚为担忧的人准备的，时时刻刻在这里都能找到7亿6000万商品——真是一个地下宝库的说!

The David Bickham sex doll is no doubt one of the more popular on offer on Tabao - although it has to be said, at 1.7 metres it is 13 centimetres shorter than its real-life inspiration.

大卫“贝克汉姆仿真玩偶(咳咳)毫无疑问是淘宝上的爆款——虽然必须提到一点，比起真人1.7米的身高，这货矮了13厘米。

All the same, at £52.10 the pink shirted Mr Bickham could certainly be seen as a bargain - and the suppliers know it.

同时，52.1镑的粉T贝克汉姆先生完全是个便宜货——卖家心里跟明镜似的~

 

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