—“难怪人们说我当总统后越来越老,我看起来太老了,约翰·博纳已经邀请内塔尼亚胡在我的葬礼上发言了。(吐槽众院议长约翰·博纳)
--(ON FLOTUS) “Michelle hasn’t aged a day. I ask her what her secret is and she just says, ‘Fresh fruits and vegetables.’ It’s aggravating.
—“可是米歇尔就一丁点也没老,我问她秘诀是什么,她只是说‘新鲜的水果和蔬菜’,太可恨了。(吐槽第一夫人)
--(On former Vice President Dick Cheney) “Dick Cheney says he thinks I’m the worst President of his lifetime, which is interesting because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of my lifetime. Quite a coincidence.
—“迪克·切尼说他认为我是他这辈子见过的最烂的总统,有趣的是我也认为切尼也是我这辈子见过的最烂的总统,真是巧啊。(吐槽前副总统迪克·切尼)
--(On former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee) “Mike Huckabee recently said people shouldn’t join our military until a true conservative is elected President. Think about that. It was so outrageous, 47 ayatollahs wrote a letter trying to explain to Huckabee how our system works.
—“麦克·哈克比最近说在纯正的保守派当选总统之前,人们都不应该参军。想想啊,47位阿拉图气得联名给我们写信试图跟哈克比解释我们的体制如何运行。(吐槽前阿肯色州州长麦克·哈克比)
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