分手理由包括“时至今日都是你咎由自取，绝对是你的错。以及“我就像活在醒不来的噩梦里。

The soon-to-be former partner will then receive a 37-second-long voicemail explaining to them the reason for the break up.

即将成为你前任的那位就会收到一段37秒的语音留言，听到你的分手理由。

For someone on the receiving end of the message, they may receive something along the lines of: 'Yeah you're getting dumped. Your boyfriend, em, yeah. I mean, yeah, maybe you deserve more. Maybe you deserve that white picket fence.

收到分手信息的人听到的内容可能是这样的：“是的，你被甩了，被你男朋友甩了。呵呵，我觉得他配不上你，那条白色尖桩篱栅才配得上你。

'Maybe you deserve twins. Boris and Doris.

“可能双胞胎才配得上你，像Boris和Doris那样的。

'They could live out their days happily without that horrible guy who's dumping you using this app, using me as a vessel to break this to you quite gently.

“没有那个用这款软件甩了你的可怕男人，他们可以开开心心地活出一片天，我是温柔的传话筒。

'You're dumped. You're dumped. You're really really dumped. Bind some will say. Bind with Binder now at all good app stores. Bye!'

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