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国内外毒舌女王大PK

Woman, everything meant for you will come to you. If they have not come, just wait. Waiting is a skill that is learned.

像咱们靠谱一点的端午节中秋节是好的，西方节日你那么激动干什么，你看现在什么都是节日了，烦不烦啊?什么父亲节，母亲节，光棍节，平安夜，真是瞎折腾，孝敬你妈还分日子的啊?

Some festivals in our country, such as Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival are good enough. Why are you so excited about western festivals? It is tiresome to have so many festivals—Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Singles’ Day, Silent Night...which are indeed a waste of time and energy, who needs a special date to give presents to his/her mother?

一个女人，物质上不依赖你，精神上不依赖你，那么请问你，要你干什么?对女人不要要求太高了。又美又会做饭的，那是美的电饭煲。又可爱又永远不会老的，那是樱桃小丸子。又经济独立又以你为中心的，那是你妈。又美又可爱又会做饭又永远不会老又经济独立又以你为中心的，那是你妈正用着美的电饭煲给你煮樱桃小丸子。

If a woman does not depend on you for material or emotional support, then why does she have you? Don’t be too demanding on women. Who can be beautiful and good at cooking? Midea electric cooker. Who can be cute and never grow old? Chibi Maruko. Who is economically independent and put you first? Your mum. And who is both beautiful and cute, good at cooking and never grow old, economically independent and put you first? It’s your mum using Midea electric cooker to stew Chibi Maruko for you.