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国内外毒舌女王大PK

人不犯我，我不犯人，人若犯我，礼让三分，人若再犯，赶尽杀绝。

I will never attack others if they leave me alone. If other people attack me, I will respond with politeness. If they attack me again, I will chase them to the end of the world.

30岁的女人穿衣服不必重款式，要重视面料，30岁的女人要是没有男人爱，那么一定要找面料好的衣服来庇护自己。

A 30-something woman should care less about the style but care more about the fabric when she buys clothes. If a 30-something woman has no man to love her, at least she has clothes of good fabric to protect her.

高贵的女人看她的鞋。精致的女人看她的指甲。性感的女人看她的香水。气质的女人看她的手表。拜金的女人看她的包包。感性的女人看她的文章。贤惠的女人看她的拿手菜。浪漫的女人看她的睡衣。小资的女人看她的化妆包……我看完发现我好像不是女人!赶紧掏出身份证一看，性别：女。心里才踏实了些。太不容易了，一样没占，活的还挺带劲的!

Judging a noble woman by her shoes, an exquisite woman by her nails, a sexy woman by her perfume, an elegant woman by her watch, a money-worshipping woman by her bag, an emotional woman by her writings, a virtuous woman by her specialty dish, a romantic woman by her pajamas, a woman with petty bourgeoisie sentiments by her makeup bag…Upon reading this it suddenly dawns on me that I may not be a woman! I take out my identity card and it comforts me to see the gender is “woman. It’s so rare for me to be a woman who is none of those and still live a great life!