你说,说出黑暗的真相会让其他人开心。他们真的会开心么?如果他们还在那里工作,有人跟他们讲老板是骗子加恶棍,我看不出他们有什么理由会感觉高兴。
The best leaving speeches, indeed the only ones worth hearing, are funny. If you can’t do funny, cut the speech back to the very briefest “Thanks for coming, keep in touch. If you can do funny, you might try a little light satire, gently sending up the bank’s most disliked leaders. But make sure it’s not bitter, as bitter is never funny.
最好的告别演说——实际上也是唯一值得听的演说,都是幽默风趣的演说。如果你不够风趣,可以把讲话缩减为最简短的那种“多谢来送我,以后常联系。如果你够风趣,可以试试不露声色的讽刺,稍稍调侃下公司里最不受欢迎的上司。但要注意,不要尖酸刻薄,否则就完全达不到风趣的效果。
Many readers have suggested that you turn your story into a novel. This idea has some superficial appeal, but is actually a non-starter. There are lots of novels by sacked bankers and none is any good. Writing a novel is quite hard and it takes more than score-setting to get it right: even most novelists don’t do it all that well. If you take this route, you’ll spend so much time on it and earn so little money, that you might start longing for your old job.
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